What happens when President Trump, Uncle Sam, and the IRS discover that your Bitcoin just hit six figures?
They bring out the spreadsheets — and suddenly, sovereign money comes with a tax form attached.
In this satirical, animated short, Agent Blockchain exposes the dark comedy of America’s crypto tax laws — from the so-called GENIUS Act to “property classification” loopholes that turn financial freedom into Excel warfare.
💡 Here’s what you’ll learn (and laugh about):
Why the IRS taxes “decentralized money” it doesn’t even control 🧾
How you’re being digitally mugged — one spreadsheet at a time 🤡
The truth behind the GENIUS Act and DeFi reporting rollbacks 🇺🇸
Where crypto holders can actually live tax-free (legally!) 🌴
How to turn Bitcoin gains into tokenized real estate and real-world wealth đźŹ
🔥 It’s sarcastic. It’s political. It’s painfully true.
Welcome to the revolution of money — where code meets compliance and only the sovereign survive.
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